50 Shades of Gray in .GIFs

I've finally done it. I'm on the 50 Shades of Gray bandwagon. Bigtime. I started it this weekend on my trip (sidenote: don't start a semi porn book while on your first trip to your BF's family home. Too many thoughts).

I honestly don't know where to start. There are so many things. I'm on a bit of a .GIF kick, so I'll tell you about my reactions via this genius digital medium...

I didn't expect it to be as hardcore on the sex stuff as it is. When he took her to his special play room:

I've read most of it in crowded places so far. This makes me feel tense. It's like people know I'm reading about nipple clamps. Secret dangerous flirty feeling:

Then I just get amazingly addicted. Like can't look away. Why does it have this affect on me?

It shocks me every time when she even considers not giving him what he wants...

Take home point:  If sweet innocent Ana Steele can seduce him... we all can be seductresses. We're all smokin' hot women deep down somewhere. This is how I imaging my inner goddess:

Generally, the plot twists are good and it's a really great character study. I more than approve.

The best news? THERE ARE TWO MORE BOOKS:

Tell me you aren't sick of the .GIFs. I might be just getting started...

Currently

Fun little link up today from a favorite bloggy friend and fellow Austinite...

It's all about what I'm into right now:

current book(s)

Yep, I'm on the bandwagon. Just started and LOVING it.

current playlist

They're not exactly new news, but I cannot get enough of Monsters and Men these days. I'm going to see them at a festival in July and am pumped!

current color

Its VERY RARE that I don't have my nails painted. I hate it. I'm going for a special treat mani/pedi at lunch today... I can't even show you naked nails.

current food

 breakfast of champions

current favorite show(s)

Emily Maynard is the g-d cutest thing of my life. Addicted.

current needs

I officially have the puppy bug. Me needs an apricot poodle baby like NOW.

current banes of my existence

The summer is here. Not officially, but for all intensive purposes it is. It's hot in Texas, y'all. UGH.

current celebrity crush

I'm still kind of reeling from Mad Men's Sunday's finale and have a larger-than-normal appetite for more. I had mixed feelings about the season as a whole, but one thing is for certain: Don Draper never goes out of style.

current #1 blessing

It's a three way tie.

current indulgence

I love the shiz out of these things. Always have. Lately I've been on a kick of buying them whenever I see them... TERRIBLE HABIT.

current outfit

I'm sorry you had to see that. I work from home. It's still the a.m., so I'm still in my jammies. Duh.

current excitement

Tonight I'm headed to for my first ever trip to Alabama for a wedding with my new-ish squeeze. I'm freaking. 

current mood

I'm a little overwhelmed about preparing for aforementioned trip. I'm leaving straight after work. I still have packing to do, nails to polish, poodles to cuddle and nerves to calm. EEEEK.

current favorite quote or verse

I'm working on getting some new hobbies. I'm in a bit of a creativity lull (have you noticed?). Gotta find something good to take my brain over...

current wishlist item

.... like I said, I'm kind of fixated on this right now. Thanks alot, puppy babysitee. 

current favorite product(s)

I feel like a pretty big square for putting up cleaning stuff, but I cannot get enough of Mrs. Meyer's Lavender scent. I've got the candle, hand soap, laundry detergent and bathroom cleaner. It's real lavendery up in my crib right now.

That's all folks! If you know of any poodle babies that need a good home, I'm apparently your girl.